Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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