she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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