kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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