My liver just broke up with me...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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