My room smells like vodka and shame
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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