Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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