You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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