Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
