Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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