I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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