"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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