I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Drunk is a universal language darling
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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