We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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