i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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