Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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