Just cropdusted the office
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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