Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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