Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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