Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize