she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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