You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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