As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you win again, gameday.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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