we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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