walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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