we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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