We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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