Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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