billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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