I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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