I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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