it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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