I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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