I'm going to jail i love you
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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