Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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