He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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