so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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