Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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