No awkward lesbian experiences without me
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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