Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs