false alarm. still invincible.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.