It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm getting married
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten