thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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