wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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