I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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