i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I have grass duct taped all over my body
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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