We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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