Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
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Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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