drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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