I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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