I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
is it fun? or sober?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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