There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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