Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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