i jhust puked up my retainher.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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