There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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